Sunday, October 08, 2006

UFV [ unidentified flying voices ]




This was supposed to be a really lethargic day since I had finally managed to close all my tech support calls [without informing the management that I did of course, fearing more load].

But there was someone with an I.Q of a squirrel that turned the norms of social behavior in a twist of a click!

Mustafa and I are happily viewing and appreciating certain barbaric art work on the internet by his office [pretending to be working hard at the same time] when we hear a mysteriously crystal clear moan go up “lalalalalalala! mhhh” [i.e. "no no no" in arabic ]

Mustafa , who was previously sitting like a sandbag went wolverine for a second ! Then he goes, “oh that was some nut case’s ring tone.”, “Hmmmm ok” I wondered since it was that loud I must have been just imagining things in office. We continued browsing and were only recovering from the UFV’s effects when it went off again!, but this time for a longer time my friends, yes, long enough for a 4th grader to know this was no ring tone baby! [Muhahaha] - Pin drop silence- exchange of bewildered looks - hussle bussle of papers again after 20 seconds- office back to life again.

Much to the system analysts embarrassment [yes Nemer was red and so was Abbas] this sure was a porn clip gone outta control hehehe.

We managed to gag ourselves with our hands and tumble out of the office in time to burst out laughing.

All in all was an eventful morning

Tip of the day: Make sure your Headphone stay put into your system if you are watching Porn on maximum volume in office.