UFV [ unidentified flying voices ]

This was supposed to be a really lethargic day since I had finally managed to close all my tech support calls [without informing the management that I did of course, fearing more load].

But there was someone with an I.Q of a squirrel that turned the norms of social behavior in a twist of a click!

Mustafa and I are happily viewing and appreciating certain barbaric art work on the internet by his office [pretending to be working hard at the same time] when we hear a mysteriously crystal clear moan go up “lalalalalalala! mhhh” [i.e. "no no no" in arabic ]

Mustafa , who was previously sitting like a sandbag went wolverine for a second ! Then he goes, “oh that was some nut case’s ring tone.”, “Hmmmm ok” I wondered since it was that loud I must have been just imagining things in office. We continued browsing and were only recovering from the UFV’s effects when it went off again!, but this time for a longer time my friends, yes, long enough for a 4th grader to know this was no ring tone baby! [Muhahaha] - Pin drop silence- exchange of bewildered looks - hussle bussle of papers again after 20 seconds- office back to life again.

Much to the system analysts embarrassment [yes Nemer was red and so was Abbas] this sure was a porn clip gone outta control hehehe.

We managed to gag ourselves with our hands and tumble out of the office in time to burst out laughing.

All in all was an eventful morning

Tip of the day: Make sure your Headphone stay put into your system if you are watching Porn on maximum volume in office.

We In Dreams

I do believe that they usually do depict things currently going on in our lives. When we see the future; it is of the fact that it’s the blessing of a pure entity passing by throwing us a hint.

But on a more normal / scientific fact of it, we are only electro-chemically generating this complete world in our head! The interesting thing is that we infuse the general laws of the world into that very creation. So there is heat, cold, pain, sorrow, fear, gravity, wind…its spectacularly real!

I use to have a dream when I was 13 years old. It was of me standing at the cliff of a mountain and looking down at a misty abyss beneath me. The cliff always uses to give way and I use to fall into the void and wake up sweating. This went on for a few months, till I decided to take control of it. This was my one of the “factors” that was controlling my dream, and in this case, was the fear of height.

So what did I do? I started climbing heights and hanging around [yes I do make a good primate]. The next time I had that dream, the cliff did give way again!, but this time I was not falling like a rock, I was gliding into a green – cartoon-like- forest heaven- I was in control.

So I concluded that my dream was just an aspect in the real world controlling my dream, I fixed that and my intelligence overpowered the dream itself.

At 25, I enjoy my dreams because now I am in complete control of them. Something like the Matrix, if you have seen it, will be easier to visualize. I can do anything in it, fly, ride, change the very structure of things with my mind [because I am fully aware that this is a dream and these are all my creations].

Sometimes when I get something like nightmares, I become aware in between that it’s a dream and take control of it.

Half our lives are spent sleeping, then why not be a Super hero there if we can’t have superpowers here? Hehe [ indication to fellow blogger “Vivacious”’s last post “if you could be a super hero”

But mind you, even in dreams , you need a heart of a lion.

Love....

The most important ingredient of any blog, person, place, epic..life.

But what is love understood as?

Love is a platonic thing in an instance yet a sizzle on the extra hot fries when the lights go off...

Things ppl do in love [silly as hell]:

• have loved the thing the person hates the most, cuz in it u remember them.... like rain ;p
• have walked up right in between her working hours loaded with 2 KG of roses and dumped it on her table [im gonna do that soon enuff ;p]
• gotten busted left my assignements to be at her place so that she get her hair done right
• placed her over everything you have every planned your life for
• Doesnt matter if the other does not have space, its you who needs the space made
• Tried making friends with all her friends
• Tried getting to know her dad [ guys this can get painful -please avoid]
• Understand-question-questions-more questions......
• Walked into that Ugly old lady secretary i despise the most and she feelin u did it on purpose [eww]
• Nothing gets 'em down, probably walk around smilin with an arrow jus shot his back
• Sleepless nights- yes, we all know them
• Trance states - oh jus looking at her when shes finally in front of you ....when u had wanted to tell her a ton of things.
• Sitting in the car thinking -"why did i do that!!"
• sms.....lot n lots of em...
• finding satisfaction in their fav food [obviously hogging it urself] ;p
• Tracking them without being labled a "stalker"
• Saying "i love her/him" a million times followed by "i hate her/him"
• Logic loses its case . [every single day]

i could go on.....but then it will be difficult for the attention span that i can capture from u guys lol

Types of love:

Selfless-Practo Love
The one that makes you loose everything that is practically important to you in the thoughts of a person who lives in a very very pratical world of her/his own.

MaBaby Love
The one in which you care and love the person as if she were some one you'd jus get satisfaction caring about [no returns] . And keep it that way///unlesss....she goes into duo-turbo love

Duo-turbo Love
Much like Intels Duo processor technology, this kinda love moves in the fast lane but following all the rules and caring cuz its an evolution from the MaBaby Love ;p

Bitaboom Love
This is a initial implusive sparky kaboom kinda love, happnes on first sight, mostly on no basis at all, might be lust, spiritual, or they jus sweep u off ur feet in some way or the other.
Its a troublesome kind till the waves settle down a bit and both of em can actually get time to know each other.

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Inflations

With all our economy and taxes [except q8] being drained on superb projects like 'food for oil', 'destroy and mad cows making love to birds with flu, things are getting expensive by the second.

A few nights back:

I am standing at the counter of a really snazzy fast food joint and I ordering some fries, [cuz the pocket are light - end of the month], and having 5 bucks left , im pretty okay with jus fries for the day. He puts his head into the counter and comes up with a price tag ”oh that’s only 2 KD sir”, im like what the…. Okay…im hungry, no arguments, I’ll take it.

Puts does some ting-ting and says that will be 25 KD with taxes and inflation etc etc…[me jaw dropping and watching], then I go…
”ermmm…how much for the ketchup?”,

he says “that’s 2 KD inclusive all”

me “ I’ll take it ” [cursing under my breath with a twisted smile]

n then I woke up!! :)

& 1st Heartattack!!

Yup, im all grooved up with NUNU & caffienated's comments....when i realize i forgot my password....and my comments sitting there staring at me like im the next dumbeldore...

btw, this blogsopt has no safety when we lose our passwords? this sux!! [big time]

if it wasnt for my pet parrot's good memo, i would ave neva guessed ;p

[all comment buddies are requested to make atleast 2 sps mistakes so as to make this blogger feel good ;>]

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Oooh yea the shiny new webspace is fun to write on, i neva thought id eva do this but im jus starting this cuz i wanted to comment on a girls yoga class thingy and thus forced to open this...
Kinda thinking to kep this alive for my shotokan students....not that they would like FunkyPirates as a study site ;p ... but theres a first time for everything...thanx to that girl...